|☉||♌︎||I fight against Main Character Syndrome sometimes, I can admit it.|
|☽||♈︎||These tendencies were more pronounced when I was younger.|
|☿||♋︎||Reading vibes, oversensitivity…|
|♀||♋︎||More direct than the classic type here, but certainly as much of a marshmallow.|
|♂||♍︎||High-strung perfectionist, process improvement… I wonder how many people of this type end up in engineering.|
|♄||♒︎||Saturn retrograde in the natal chart? Real ones know.|
If I could only recommend one practical resource, this would be it. Provides a lot of autogenerated chunks of text which the novice may ponder how best to synthesize.