Terms and Conditions

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    Last updated November 25, 2020.

    Agreement to Terms

    These Terms and Conditions constitute a legally binding agreement made between you, whether personally or on behalf of an entity (“you”) and me (“I,” “me” or “my”), concerning your access to and use of the journal stuff as well as any other media form, media channel, mobile website or mobile application related, linked, or otherwise connected thereto (collectively, the “Journal”).

    You agree that by accessing the Journal, you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by all of these Terms and Conditions. If you do not agree with all of these Terms and Conditions, then you are expressly prohibited from reading the Journal and you must stop immediately.

    I reserve the right, in my sole discretion, to make changes or modifications to these Terms and Conditions at any time and for any reason. I will alert you about any changes by updating the “Last updated” date of these Terms and Conditions, possibly to a date in the past, and you waive any right to receive specific notice of each such change.

    The information provided on the Journal is not intended for distribution to or use by any person, spirit, fairy, sentient animal, or other entity in any jurisdiction or country where such distribution or use would be contrary to law or regulation or which would subject me to any registration requirement within such jurisdiction or country.

    Nothing in these Terms and Conditions will be construed to obligate me to maintain and support the Journal or to supply any corrections, updates, or releases in connection therewith.

    There may be information on the Journal that contains typographical errors, inaccuracies, heresies, or omissions that may relate to the Journal, including descriptions, gender, pricing, availability, test results, names, and various other information. I reserve the right to correct any errors, inaccuracies, or omissions and to change or update the information on the Journal at any time, without prior notice.

    THE JOURNAL IS PROVIDED ON AN AS-IS AND AS-AVAILABLE BASIS. YOU AGREE THAT YOUR USE OF THE JOURNAL AND MY SERVICES WILL BE AT YOUR SOLE RISK. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, I DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, IN CONNECTION WITH THE JOURNAL AND YOUR USE THEREOF, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. I MAKE NO WARRANTIES OR REPRESENTATIONS ABOUT THE ACCURACY OR COMPLETENESS OF THE JOURNAL’S CONTENT OR THE CONTENT OF ANY WEBSITES LINKED TO THE JOURNAL AND I WILL ASSUME NO LIABILITY OR RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY (1) ERRORS, MISTAKES, OR INACCURACIES OF CONTENT AND MATERIALS, (2) PERSONAL INJURY OR SPIRITUAL DEPRESSION OR PROPERTY DAMAGE, OF ANY NATURE WHATSOEVER, RESULTING FROM YOUR ACCESS TO AND USE OF THE JOURNAL, (3) ANY UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO OR USE OF MY SECURE SERVERS AND/OR ANY AND ALL PERSONAL INFORMATION AND/OR MEDICAL AND/OR FINANCIAL AND/OR OCCULT INFORMATION STORED THEREIN, (4) ANY INTERRUPTION OR CESSATION OF TRANSMISSION TO OR FROM THE JOURNAL, (5) ANY BUGS, VIRUSES, FUNGI, TROJAN HORSES, OR THE LIKE WHICH MAY BE TRANSMITTED TO OR THROUGH THE JOURNAL BY ANY THIRD PARTY, AND/OR (6) ANY ERRORS OR OMISSIONS IN ANY CONTENT AND MATERIALS OR FOR ANY LOSS OR DAMAGE OF ANY KIND INCURRED AS A RESULT OF THE USE OF ANY CONTENT POSTED, TRANSMITTED, OR OTHERWISE MADE AVAILABLE VIA THE JOURNAL. I DO NOT WARRANT, ENDORSE, GUARANTEE, OR ASSUME RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY PRODUCT OR SERVICE ADVERTISED OR OFFERED BY A THIRD PARTY THROUGH THE JOURNAL, ANY HYPERLINKED WEBSITE, OR ANY WEBSITE OR MOBILE APPLICATION FEATURED IN ANY BANNER, AUDIO OR TELEPATHIC ADVERTISING, AND I WILL NOT BE A PARTY TO OR IN ANY WAY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MONITORING ANY TRANSACTION BETWEEN YOU AND ANY THIRD-PARTY PROVIDERS OF PRODUCTS OR SERVICES.

    By proceeding to read the Journal, you represent and warrant that:

    (1) you will not use information learned here to my detriment in some malicious scheme which I can't imagine well enough to specify in more detail;

    (2) you will not screenshot this to let someone else laugh at it, ha, ha, ha, look at her she has FEELINGS;

    (3) you will use this Journal only to spend a brief moment connecting with someone else's fragile and vulnerable humanity;

    (4) you have the legal capacity and you agree to comply with these Terms and Conditions.

    If any provision or part of a provision of these Terms and Conditions is determined to be unlawful, void, or unenforceable, that provision or part of the provision is deemed severable from these Terms and Conditions and does not affect the validity and enforceability of any remaining provisions.

    You hereby waive any and all defenses you may have based on the electronic form of these Terms and Conditions and the lack of signing by the parties hereto to execute these Terms and Conditions.