…ly found on Death Certificates Ablepsy - Blindness Ague - Malarial Fever Americ…

Cackling imagining using the word “ableptic” in fiction

…ody sweat - Sweating sickness Bone shave - Sciatica Brain fever - Meningitis Bre…

Well this is just better

… Cacogastric - Upset stomach Cacospysy - Irregular pulse Caduceus - Subject to falling …

This makes me suspicious; wouldn’t it be “cacospisy” typically if this were right?

…- Infection Coryza - A cold Costiveness - Constipation Cramp colic - Appendicitis C…

I’m sure there’s some totally incomprehensible sick burn you could do with this

… blisters Ship Fever - Typhus Siriasis - Inflammation of the brain due to sun exposure Sloes - Milk sickness Small po…

My new “going home sick” card